Hi, I'm Jared. I do 1 of 6 things. I either level design, voice act, speedrun, make music, urban explore, or renovate shit. You'll probably see those 4% of the time.
I also reblog a lot of shit from my stupid boyfriend. (tealdragon.tumblr.com)

thank you!!

poptart? don't you mean sodatart?

thank u for the

drag & drop
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cloperella:

green-with-creativity:

vinylscratch18:

Jake Shapes

jake just doesnt give a fuck

I’m honestly disturbed by some of Jake’s shape-shifting 

The best times to kiss a girl

abraesive:

When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved. 

if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw

mostly-perfect:

So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…

tealdragon:

Move day part 2 bye house

tealdragon:

How to bathe and swaddle your newborn

ask-pigpeter:

smokeymcdaniel:

laughterkey:

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.

I can NOT believe this.

I thought those were balloons. XD

disgustinganimals:

colonel—dog:

buzzfeed:

sometimes “if i fits, i sits” isn’t the best motto.

so is there a scientific animal behaviorist or whatever reason for cats just trying to squeeze into everything?

a clever ruse. don’t fall for it. they’re just trying to avoid responsibility. i rarely see cat owners ask their cats to do the dishes after they attempt these sorts of sheningans, so clearly cats are onto something.